I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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