Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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