I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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