My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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