therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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