Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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