I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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