I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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