My balls are so social today.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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