great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
