I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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