There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We are all done wearing pants today
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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