So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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