Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Randomize
