Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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