You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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