doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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