So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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