just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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