like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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