What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Let's get the cat blown out
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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