I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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