I've blown a few things in my day
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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