i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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