I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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