The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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