I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
In America we eat man semen.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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