Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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