69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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