He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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