Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Someone came in the potted fern
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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