Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
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Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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