the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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