Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
