He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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