Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
they're like a gay fantastic four
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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