I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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