My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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