Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize