Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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