so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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