i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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