i may or may not be watching the land before time
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i believe in u and ur pee
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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