I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I feel like abortions should bother me more
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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