your thong is hanging out like whoa
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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