That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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