He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Panties = found
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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