i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I have demons in me.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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