what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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