My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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