Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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