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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I could fuck to npr.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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