Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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