If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
