This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
