Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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