butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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