still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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